Friday, January 21, 2011

#17 - Serial Killer



I am ashamed of myself.

BUT IT WAS POSSIBLY UNEXPECTED BECAUSE YOU WERE TOTALLY THINKING 'OH I BET IT'S GOING TO BE A DUDE WHO KILLS CEREAL'. THAT IS WHAT I LIKE TO CALL: 'TRICKING MY READERS'.

12 comments:

  1. i am someone who thought there was cereal in the water that was gonna kill the little octi

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  2. Some of your best work, you so cute.

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  3. I want to read the newspaper...

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  4. you actually wrote out an article although it's almost impossible to read?

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  5. Yesterday, the body of Howard Octopus was discovered on *something* beach by an anonymous octopus. Eye witnesses say that they saw Howard on the pier shortly before his death. Police investigations have led to the arrest of one Pierre Pressure. Damn him. Damn him to hell. "We can't even trust your (sic) piers anymore" said one concerned old octopus when questioned by the Octopress.

    It is a sad, sad day for Octopus Land. Everyone is probably going to die. Wheee. I'm a newspaper. Wheeee! I wonder why there is a picture of the killer, rather than the victim.

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  6. It's Squid beach.

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  7. aww dude, that frickin amazing and funny

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  8. To be honest, I thought it would have something to do with cereal. Lol "Pier pressure." You're a genius! :D

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