I THINK THIS SORT OF MAKES SENSE IF YOU READ IT WITH A STRONG LISP, SO UMM, GO DO THAT. THANKS.
EDIT: Fine, I changed the ending because you guys don't seem to care why a major character in this comic was not able to attend his very important presentation. It seems to me like all you guys come here for is the puns, and once the pun is over, you don't care who is dead and who is holding their limp, lifeless body. None of you get credit for the change because you all broke my heart and spirit together.
As punishment (that wasn't a pun joke, I don't like you guys anymore), you get the same frame pasted four times with absolutely no changes. I hope you are a happy with yourselves.
(original comic can be seen here)