Saturday, March 17, 2012

#85 The Red Guy



Woah. This is horrible. WOAH. Woah nelly. This is what happens when I'm forced to draw a comic. Two months is not nearly enough.

Also, every sound in the land of Octopuns makes a "DOOF" noise. Keep that in mind.

ALSO, BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE MOST RECENT GUEST COMIC. IT WAS ONLY ON THE MAIN PAGE FOR LIKE THREE DAYS BEFORE I REPLACED IT WITH MY UGLY COMIC.

37 comments:

  1. THIS IS THE WORST. WHY ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?

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    1. Is it really that bad, I mean let's face it they are all very very bad puns, but that's why they're funny, just because your retarded and do t get not of the puns

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    2. I've never laughed so retardedly at anything online. I don't fucking snort when I laugh. Only these fucking comics do that to me. I laughed for a good solid 5 minutes after reading this. I can't even say that about Cyanide and Happiness! This website is golden! I seriously love these so much!

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  2. I seriously, honestly don't get it. :( But me not being a native English speaker might be the cause. :(

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    1. A bouncer is someone who stands outside clubs and decides who goes in, does that help?

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    2. Yes, it does. Thank you! :D

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  3. WHAT IS WITH THE UGLY UP AND ALADDIN POSTERS DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO RESIZE ANYTHING I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ARTIST

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    1. DUDE THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT. THOSE POSTERS ARE ACTUALLY BAD QUALITY.

      GARY IS A DICK AND PRINTS HIS POSTERS ON DRAFT

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    2. WHATEVER DUDE YOU'RE A SELL OUT, I HOPE YOU BATHE WELL IN THOSE SWEET DISNEY BUCKS YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY GETTING.

      ALSO, TESTICLES.

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  4. God bless you, Octopuns man.

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  5. HAHAHA BOUNCING ON THE BED. but in all reality, how did he hear his mum with all the noise she could hear?

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  6. This was before Gary was a wild cat.

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  7. "doof" means "dumb" in german. That's kinda funny I guess.

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  8. Does bouncing also mean turning people away or something?

    I don't get it!!! T-T <-- worst crying face ever

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    1. Ah, _thank you_. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bouncer#Noun

      In that case it is funny :P

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  9. so worth the wait. KEEP EM COMING OCTO MAN!

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  10. bwhahhaha<3 but... is there some deeper meaning/pun behind the posters I'm not getting? both are disney movies that deal with flying... HMMMMMM...

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  11. I loveeeee octopuns!!! I've read every single one and have not been let down yet! God bless!

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  12. ....I.... UNDERSTOOD IT....... THE FIRST TIME!

    AMAAAAZING!

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  13. Needs more Doof.

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  14. ohmygodazomiebitmeandnowicantpeeMarch 19, 2012 at 10:18 PM

    Good enough!

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  15. Well, at least you're still alive.

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  16. ....I.... UNDERSTOOD IT....... THE FIRST TIME!

    AMAAAAZING!

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  17. Ahh they're not nearly as good when they're actually funny... :P

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  18. It only took me like 10 times reading it, over a couple of days, and I finally got it!

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  19. What has the world come to? The octopi in the first (green) and sixth (blue) panels clearly have the correct number of legs!!!
    I didn't get it but then I read the comments. I get it now but I can't figure out why the orange octopus is crying.

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    1. The Orange guy was also bounced... see, he's not on the party side of that red tape.

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  20. This is the fastest comic I've gotten. I LOVE IT!!! Seriously.

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  21. I finally understood it only after reading it 1.5 times. YESSSSS! I love it. Seriously, I do.

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  22. i need a bouncer, how much do you charge ?

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  23. why is it titled "The red guy"?

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    1. The Red Guy is on the guest list.

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  24. OMG, this has read a whole new level of bad!!!

    God I love these comics!! :D

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