So many sad people these days.
Yes. I approve of this pun.
Bear Paws would have been funnier, especially since it wouldn't require the auxiliary character.
YES! tho I originally thought you were going to do something playing on the bear have large paws :)
Don't worry! He'll get desperate and do just that.
Well played, sir.
At least you haven't broken your last-panel-has-crying streak...
Hahah so bad but I laughed anyway.
It's so bad that I laughed much.
Bear paws? Not necessarily a misdirect, sir. Thought it was just a double pun.
i dont get it
Better than the last comic.
I thought it was going to be a Scottish guy in a kilt sitting on a rock :)
Gah, That was unbearable
Octopuns, you never fail to make me laugh. Please do not quit Octopuns. :D
Don't you mean mena-pause XD
I was really expecting his drink on a giant rock. I'm very proud of your misdirection!
Found this comic today, read all them. Pure Genius. I love you.
Holy crap it was a double misdirect. Nice work.
Wow. That was brilliant. So brilliant. Octopuns is my favorite comic ever.
The best webcomic ever. Don't stop!
you should make a octopuns boook!!!! id buy it
This webcomic is awesome!(I'd trade it for breakfast; it's eggsellent! <<-- Terrible pun. Sorries.)
Right this is the only comic so far on this site that I don't understand. And everyone else bar one person seems to get it =(.
Wait...just got it, I spoke too soon.
Awesome one XD love it !btw your twitter page isn't working :(
I thought it was supposed to be 'Why the long pause?'
And that pause isn't large or long or anything. It's tiny.
ahahahah hilarious!sorry to be THAT guy, but please check my comic blog
I LOVE THIS SITE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU WRITE IN ALL CAPS. IT CRACKS ME UP. You're so funny!
I just can't "bear" it any longer!
Please update soon...Reading This comic is the only happy moment in my life...without it I have nothing.
why the large paws?
"NOTE: New comics will be posted soon. :("Liar...:(Post a comment if you want an update, no registration required.
you really dropped the ball on this one
If there is no comic soon... I will have no choice but to create Cephalopuns. Sure, the name isn't as catchy, but at least it will include cuttlefish... and who can resist cuttlefish? Then your monopoly on invertebrate cartoon puns will be over!
Idea for new comic: Stair Roids, Steroids for stairs. Hemmer Roids, Steroids for a hemming octopus.-Ginctm
WHERE ARE THE COMICS?! I DEMAND YOU PROVIDE ME WITH MORE FREE, ENTERTAINING CONTENT OR I WILL TAKE MY ENTITLED ARSE SOMEWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET!**MY CAPS HAVE BEEN LOCKED SINCE JULY 1998
UPDATE IN THE NEXT 72 HOURS OR YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!!
It's been 2 weeks -sob- Where's the new comic!? You make me sad.
Where's our update? D'= Don't make me draw my own guest comic! I'm an aerospace engineer, all I know how to draw are physics equations, so it will be guaranteed to be bad! You've leaving me with no other option!
UPDATE. JUST DO IT.
Dear Octopuns,Did your inspiration for this joke actually come from a South Park episode? Just wondering ;)
UPDATE!!!!! YOUR KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O_o Just write another one, its not hard, if not use a guest strip, even if its a fan strip...or a fan stripping....Or a comic of an octopus who is a fan of the comic, stripping its clothes off.ANYTHING IS FINE, it doesn't need to be good. GArfield has at best a 10% funny rate, You can so better without trying!
So, Mr Octopuns. I see you haven't updated in a good while.Why with the large pause?
I'm begging you, update :'(
YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY ?POST A GOD DAMN COMIC ALREADYPlease :(
A man walks into a bar, spends the next five hours drinking, wanting to die. He goes home to his wife and kids, and beats them until his fist is bloody and torn. He is the only one left alive.
Your lack of comics is bad and you should feel bad!
I am on the verge of killing you it has been the same comic you even said ill try to update more often FOR GOD SAKE UPDATE THE FREAKING COMIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Octopuns, I wouldn't like to do this, but if that's what it takes......UPDATE OR I SHOOT/STAB/GROTESQUELY MURDER YOU!!!!!!
GUYS. I GET THAT YOU LIKE COMICS AND I GET THAT I APPARENTLY HAVE A DUTY TO DELIVER COMICS AND I GET THAT YOU GET ANGRY WHEN I DON'T DELIVER COMICS.BUT UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE SOME OTHER THINGS TO DO THAT DON'T INVOLVE COMICS AND ARE SLIGHTLY MORE IMPORTANT. I GET THAT YOU HATE ME FOR THAT AND I UNDERSTAND IF YOU LEAVE AND NEVER CHECK MY BLOG AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS THAT I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON. THAT IS FINE.I AM SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A WHILE AND I DO FEEL BAD AND I AM SORRY TO ALL MY FANS. I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON AND I HAVE FAILED YOU ALL.WHAT YOU ALSO MUST UNDERSTAND IS THAT ONE DAY I WILL DIE. AND NO AMOUNT OF YELLING IN THE COMMENTS SECTION WILL BRING ME BACK TO MAKE COMICS. I AM JUST TRYING TO PREPARE YOU FOR THAT DAY BY ALLOWING YOU TO FEEL LOSS IN SMALL EASILY DIGESTIBLE DOSES.
Also, I apologise for saying that I will try to update more often because obviously I failed that and shouldn't have got your hopes up.
I prefer this ending: Well, cause i work out, and my paws are large.
Are you sure? I think if we petition the skyman enough, he'll bring you back <3 Or at least let us get updates from beyyyooonnndddddd. Also apparently I suck at making fan comics, but I continue try, yes?!
Hey guys....Umm....Please don't post death threats...those are serious...Raped in prison serious. ..
That is the cutest bear ever.
I think you may have left caps on...
At least try to make it to 100 before you finish.
I feel the need to calm Octopuns-maker guy, because he was totally yelling at us via comment. It's okay; we can wait. Take your time.I will be right here waiting for you. (Creepily)
I HATE YOU !I love you :(Please come back :'(
:( Doctor said that my 3 year old sons' caner will come back unless there is an 'Octopuns' comic update this week. Please don't kill my son by not uploading a comic...We need you, everyone does.
I don't think your doctor is a real doctor.
What? Still no update!?:'(
This comic isn't new, there must be a problem in the Octopuns studio. I hate how people jump to conclusions that Mr. Octopun is an evil man for not making comics. Maybe his cat ran away and he's really sad, or maybe he ran out of funds to continue making comics.
haahaha Octopuns getting all frustrated of all these super fans demanding for new updates.yeah we all know that u've more important things to do in your life but we've no more sunshine in our life. its alright octopuns update new comic or die
mr pause coming out of nowhere.
a friend of mine gave me this link about a month ago he said if you are bored this will help. so i started at comic one and read them all. i laughed and i laughed. And since then i come here everyday hoping for a new octupun. And i will keep on comming back till there will be more puns
Hey Mr. Octopuns,i still have you in my linklist (i check about 20 comic blogs each day). it's no problem for me to wait. just arrange your things, load up your creativity and come back if you feel like coming back. i'm that nice kind of a fan, ya know?
I love you.
Thanks for all the comics. I miss you Octopun.
Dear Mr Octopuns,I do believe we have waited long enough for an update, I'm going to Cyanide and Happiness. At least they can keep up with commitments.Anon
I think it's really funny that he asked "why the large pause?" and then you stopped making comics for ages. That is all.
How long is soon? HMM?
Huh. So I miss reading your comics. But I don't want you to die. Seems a bit harsh really. Hope you'll be back soon!
Me thinks he dead.
make us a new comic!! we're dying here
I'm not frustrated with you dudes. YOU ARE JUST MAKING ME FEEL BAD. ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU THAT KEEP SAYING YOU ARE GOING TO KEEP CHECKING FOR UPDATES.The plan was for everyone to abandon me and call me names so I learned that there were consequences to my actions. NOW I WILL LEARN NOTHING.Exams finish next week so then I'll either have to update or make up a new excuse.
I love your comics! Especially the large racket one! And the one with the boos :) I can't wait until your exams are over :(
You have a dedicated fanbase in a demographic with disposable income, Octopuns t-shirts would sell...(I check in daily)
i check daily for updates. and everyday i'm disappointed and sad.
Question:What is your favourite Pokemon?
Hey Octopuns i think the reason all of us keep checking is because you kinda ended the comic abruptly and that (at least for me) need closure i think that you should at least make comics till 90 and then make a final comic saying that you ending. PS I will continue to look for updates and i hope you do continue the comic
It's next week....
Now can we have more octopuns? :D
I hope you did well on your exams and will post some more of your amazing comics soon! <3
He was just tryin' to lose weight, the poor guy! HAHHAHAHA