Tuesday, November 15, 2011

#81 - Cinema



Part of the reason I've put off updating so long is because I couldn't think of any puns that weren't completely crap. I was intending to return with an excellent comic that was totally worth the two month wait. Then I realised that that's not what Octopuns is about. Octopuns is about shit comics and it just wouldn't feel right to post a quality update, especially on such a momentous occasion (i.e, me finally updating).

So, I'm posting this instead. It probably doesn't make sense and everything is drawn more horribly than usual. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. I will be back with another completely shit update by the end of the week.

EDIT: ewww, it's almost as if I made a conscious decision to only use ugly colours in this comic. MAYBE I DID.
EDIT: that thing doesn't even look sad. It looks like a concerned cat with conjunctivitis. MAYBE IT'S MEANT TO BE
EDIT: it's not
FINAL EDIT: I regret everything. I'm going to sleep. Someone convince blogger to remove Octopuns from the internet.
BONUS EDIT: if you were true fans you would have let Octopuns die with dignity. I BET YOU ARE GLAD I'VE UPDATED NOW, AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU? HUH? HUH?

51 comments:

  1. swap spots :D lol

    Yes, I am glad, I missed those tears. Poor kitty.
    Also, It's good to see you back.

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  2. YOU MISSED A SPOT.

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  3. YOU DID IT!

    He's back! =D

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  4. You know, at first I couldn't bear the wait.

    But now I feel cheetah'd.

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  5. God I missed heckling you.

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  6. WOOHOO FIRST! AND WE WILL NEVER LET OCTOPUNS DIE.

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  7. yip, looking forward to the end of the week :)

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  8. If it makes you feel any better, the best part about this horrible website is how bad you (the author) feel about it. Puns and self-loathing are two of my very favorite things!

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  9. you, sir, are my hero.

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  10. I hope this isn't the end of Octopuns. I enjoy your comics, they have a certain charm to them.

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  11. hahaha, I had a work collegue who loved this site and I used to send these everytime you updated. He left yesterday, so he just missed this comic :D

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  12. Gary should have been a spotty shrimp, since he was too shellfish to swap spots. See, you're not the only one who can't come up with clever puns.
    We missed you. =)

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  13. Im so glad you updated

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  14. No, Gary, No!
    Nooooo Gary!

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  15. yay! Checking back daily has paid off! Now make more for us. We command you.

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  16. Is there actually a pun in this comic?

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  17. I was actually worried that it was too obvious. :|

    So, yes. The answer is yes. There is. But it's not completely obvious (and is not worth thinking about, anyway).

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  18. This was before Gary was an alcoholic who was mean to ghosts.

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  19. YES MY LOINS ARE BURSTING WITH EXCITEMENT

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  20. This is what the internet was invented for.
    Also, I never comment on things. But I have for this. Twice.
    I have no idea what that means.
    Glad you survived your exams and the death threats.

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  21. OCTOPUNS IS BACK!!!!

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  22. YAY OCTOPUNS!!!

    seriously. i found this blog. read them all in two hours(ish.)

    waited for more.
    and waited.
    and waited.
    AND NOW IM DONE WAITING YAY

    puns are my favorite thing.
    in the whole world.
    you make me happy.
    marry me?

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  23. I think I get it... but I'm not too sure. Can someone explain?

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  24. octopuns should have a facebook page already

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  25. nice pun! good drawing!

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  26. I'm convinced everyone in this universe is named Gary.

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  27. My boyfriend posted this update as his status and texted me and multiple other people about it.

    Should I be worried that he is the Anonymous above asking you to marry him?

    Probably.

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  28. Very glad.
    Thanks. :)

    It's a brilliant comic, but you're still a pretty bad drawer. You should hand yourself in rope made from print-outs of all the terrible webcomics you've made. But you'd probably fail at that too, right?

    ~<3

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  29. PLEASE EXPLAIN OR GIVE A HINT. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE PUN IS.

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  30. T_T SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN I'M DYING TO KNOW THE PUN

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  31. Hitler would be proud of you. :) Try texting him some time.

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  32. GARY IS A CHEETAH.

    THEY HAVE SPOTS.

    BUT THEY WON'T SWAP THEM.

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  33. I LOVE those puns, so I can't let Octopuns die with dignity, and YES! I AM HAPPY the site was updated!

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  34. I am seriously confused... if it was about the spots, how would that be, because when it was told to Gary, it was something like, "would you switch with Jack" or something... right?

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  35. It's not actually known how it was said to Gary. It's easy enough to assume that it was changed to "swap spots".

    Even if it wasn't, the idea was that he was physically unable to "change" spots (both his usual spots, and his seat). It's not exactly important to Gary how it was worded.

    Of course, the comic is dumb anyway. So don't think about it too much.

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  36. after i read the first set of comments i thought that it was gary the shellfish from spongebob squarepants
    it is awesomely the selfish one

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  37. I hate how critical this guy is of his incredible drawing ability. Octopuns = Puns about/with octopuses, these are puns with Octopuns, YOU ARE AMAZING

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  38. Your comics are great, regret nothing!

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  39. Gary haunts my nightmares....he is one creepy Cheetah!

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  40. "Octopuns is about shit comics."

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